Have a passion for riddles about love? We hope you’ll adore this collection of love riddles with answers. Below you will find everything from funny and cute love riddles to love riddles for her & for him. Love is such a profound emotion and difficult to express. Grappling with what love is takes a fair amount of reflection and mental gymnastics. What is love? That is a love riddle itself with a thousand different answers. And even though nobody can answer that riddle for certain, you can enjoy and share these love riddles and answers. We have divided this into three parts: a general collection of love riddles, love riddles for her and love riddles for him. Enjoy and may your cup of love overflow!
Love Riddles with Answers
Why does love need sunglasses and a cane?
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Because love is blind
What do relationships have in common with algebra?
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Haven’t you ever had an X and wondered Y?
Why didn’t the watermelon want to marry the honeydew melon?
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Because she can’t-elope
What do love and math have in common?
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If you add wine plus a bed, minus the clothes, divide the legs, then you hope and pray that you don’t multiply
What did the iPhone say to the Macbook?
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You are the apple of my eye
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I can break, I can be clogged, I can be attacked, I can be given, I can be kept, I can be crushed yet I can be whole at the same time. What am I?
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A heart
What did the pirate say to the prostitute pilot who was flying the plane wildly?
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Land ho!
I married your friend, I married your coworker, I may have even married you, and I married every girl that asks me to, yet I am still single. Who am I?
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A priest
I can be blind, I can be powerful, I can be difficult, deep, complicated, and tender at the same time. What am I?
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Love
Why didn’t Adam and Eve have a date?
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They preferred to eat apples, not dates
How can a married couple who hate each other and are on the brink of divorce enjoy a romantic dinner and a bottle of wine at the same restaurant?
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They go on different days
A single man was looking for a girl to be his wife. After having no success with dating he put an ad online which said, “wife needed urgently”. Soon after he received tons of responses but all of them were from other men and all said the same thing. What did they say?
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Take mine please
I can make people happy I can make people cry, I can make people want me and I can drive people crazy. What am I?
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Love
Megan is always sick and was constantly going to visit the doctor’s office. Meagan’s mom loved her so much and wanted to find a way to keep Megan away from the doctor. How did Megan’s mom keep her from seeing the doctor?
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She gave Meagan apples every day to keep the doctor away
How can you tell when a turkey is all ready for a date?
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It is dressed
Taylor asked Kate to some to his place for a seven course meal. But when Kate got to William’s house he only had burgers and beer. What’s going on?
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The dinner is burgers and a six pack beer make it seven
What did the left eyebrow say to the right eyebrow?
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You look surprised to see me
What did the bird ask the bat on Valentine’s Day?
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Can I hang with you?
I can grow fast, I can die slow, I can be a joy and pain as you may already know. What am I?
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A relationship
What did Roger say to Jessica Rabbit on Valentine’s Day?
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Some bunny loves you
What do the tin of soup, the tin of sardines and the tin of paint want?
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The Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz to quit asking them if they have a heart he could borrow
If love is grand, then what is divorce?
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At least a hundred grand!
What greeting do you say to a single person on Valentine’s Day?
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Happy Independence Day!
The rich and the poor need it, the desperate and the satisfied want it, the coward and the hero crave it? In fact, everyone desires it, yet the only person who can sense it is the one who has it. What is it?
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Love
Did you hear about how Dracula met his girlfriend on Valentine’ Day?
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It was love at first bite
What date do single people have on Valentine’s Day?
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February 14th
What did the female giraffe ask the handsome male giraffe?
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Wanna neck with me?
A guy in Rome married a lot of women again and again inside the exact same church without ever getting caught or in trouble. How did he get away with it?
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He’s a priest
Love Riddles for Her
Tease her a bit and add a bit of romance with these love riddles for her. If you are fortunate enough to have a partner to play around with and who has enough of a brain to answer a few of these riddles for adults in love, then you are one lucky guy. And if you are really lucky, she will also enjoy these dirty riddles!
What did the phone say to the WiFi?
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We definitely have a connection
Why did the two lovers end up in prison?
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Because they stole each other’s heart
What did the toy wooden soldier say to the beautiful nurse when he visited the hospital for his broken leg?
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I have a huge crutch on you
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I think you’re a keeper
What did the clock say to the calendar on Valentine’s Day?
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Wanna go on a date?
What did the magnet say to the cast iron pan?
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I am so attracted to you
What did number 2 say to number 1?
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Are you single?
How did the bell propose to his girlfriend?
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He gave her a ring
Love Riddles for Him
Lucky you! You have a man who is smart enough to solve some riddles about love. Relax and cuddle up with him and share these love riddles for him. Riddles are an excellent way to not only keep your mind sharp but also to bond with each other. Spending time together challenging each other mentally and laughing is a great way to deepen your connection. We hope you both enjoy these I love you riddles.
What did the electrical socket say to the plug?
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We fit perfectly together
What did Leonardo Da Vinci say to Mona Lisa?
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I love you with all my art
What did the fly say to the light bulb?
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I watt you so badly
What is Mrs. Right’s first name?
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Always
I can inflame and ignite a heart with my weapon, so you lovers better watch out. Who am I?
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Cupid
If a hippo and an elephant go on a date and profess their love to each another, what would they say?
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I love you tons
How did the husband show his wife who was the boss of the household?
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The husband held up a mirror to his wife’s face
What did the fish say to the bait on Valentine’s Day?
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We should totally hook up
You must really love riddles if you made it all the way down here! You might just be worthy of trying out these hard riddles!
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